Things I say to my dogs that I will also probably say to my children:
-play nice
-don't eat things off the floor
-stay where I can see you
-no wrestling on the furniture
-if you're going to play in the mud, you're going to get a bath later
-you've been fed, you just went potty, and we went to the park today.... Please stop whining
Things I say to my dogs that I hope I don't have to say to my children:
-leave the dead seagull alone
-stay out of the garbage
-the vacuum is not trying to get you
-stop licking the windows
-don't pee on that
Most likely a lot of the things you hope you don't have to say to your children you will find yourself say...lol...joys of motherhood!
ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh out loud. Yay for not peeing on things!
ReplyDeleteInsert other dead things for seagull and I've said all of those things to my kids. Story.
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