Things I say

Things I say to my dogs that I will also probably say to my children:

-play nice
-don't eat things off the floor
-stay where I can see you
-no wrestling on the furniture
-if you're going to play in the mud, you're going to get a bath later
-you've been fed, you just went potty, and we went to the park today.... Please stop whining

Things I say to my dogs that I hope I don't have to say to my children:

-leave the dead seagull alone
-stay out of the garbage
-the vacuum is not trying to get you
-stop licking the windows
-don't pee on that